Tuesday, September 16, 2008

For those who take their chip-access seriously...

My dad would call this "Irish ingenuity" despite being from our resident Pole.
I say it's a husband who needs a longer "honey-do" list and more vegetables.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Every girl's dream...

Ummm...yeah, I NEED all of these...

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

When the cat's away...

... You obviously climb into your baby sister's crib with her and jump around!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

What you say when...

...your 1 year old insists on feeding herself the very expensive yogurt you buy:
Have at it my dear!

Friday, April 18, 2008

Well-trained or Dysfunctional?

Your 1-year-old finds the remote control for the TV and starts wandering the house aimlessly yelling "dada"...

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Kindergarten Romance

Sidney: Hey mom, did you know that boys in Kindergarten fall in love with girls.

Mom: How do you know that?

Sidney: Well, the boys write notes about it.

Mom: Did you get one of these notes?

Sidneys: Yes! Three of them.

Mom: What did they say?

Sidney: Well, Joseph's said "Joseph. Hi."

Mom: So, if a boy writes you a note that says hi, he loves you??

Sidney: Um, yeah, when it has hearts all over it!

Apparently these notes get written during "workshop" where the kids are to practice handwriting, but can write whatever they want. And the 6 boys in Sid's class of 22 are apparently quite smitten with her (and, I'm sure, many of the other girls).

I asked Sidney if she ever wrote any of these notes during workshop and she vehemently said no. Unfortunately for the boys, Sidney made it quite clear over dinner last night that she does not return their affections because she never wants to get married. It obviously conflicts with her career goals of becoming a jungle girl. (Yeah, it's not obvious to me either.)

Friday, February 1, 2008

Why it doesn't matter...

...that my house isn't clean ...that my phone is ringing ...that the stove timer is buzzing ...that my friends think I fell off the face of the earth (I haven't) ...that dinner isn't on the table (or even thought about) when Matt gets home from work at night ...that my inbox is full and my outbox is empty (or that my inbox is empty!)...