I say it's a husband who needs a longer "honey-do" list and more vegetables.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
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Saturday, August 30, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
What you say when...
Friday, April 18, 2008
Well-trained or Dysfunctional?
Your 1-year-old finds the remote control for the TV and starts wandering the house aimlessly yelling "dada"...
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Kindergarten Romance
Sidney: Hey mom, did you know that boys in Kindergarten fall in love with girls.
Mom: How do you know that?
Sidney: Well, the boys write notes about it.
Mom: Did you get one of these notes?
Sidneys: Yes! Three of them.
Mom: What did they say?
Sidney: Well, Joseph's said "Joseph. Hi."
Mom: So, if a boy writes you a note that says hi, he loves you??
Sidney: Um, yeah, when it has hearts all over it!
Apparently these notes get written during "workshop" where the kids are to practice handwriting, but can write whatever they want. And the 6 boys in Sid's class of 22 are apparently quite smitten with her (and, I'm sure, many of the other girls).
I asked Sidney if she ever wrote any of these notes during workshop and she vehemently said no. Unfortunately for the boys, Sidney made it quite clear over dinner last night that she does not return their affections because she never wants to get married. It obviously conflicts with her career goals of becoming a jungle girl. (Yeah, it's not obvious to me either.)
Mom: How do you know that?
Sidney: Well, the boys write notes about it.
Mom: Did you get one of these notes?
Sidneys: Yes! Three of them.
Mom: What did they say?
Sidney: Well, Joseph's said "Joseph. Hi."
Mom: So, if a boy writes you a note that says hi, he loves you??
Sidney: Um, yeah, when it has hearts all over it!
Apparently these notes get written during "workshop" where the kids are to practice handwriting, but can write whatever they want. And the 6 boys in Sid's class of 22 are apparently quite smitten with her (and, I'm sure, many of the other girls).
I asked Sidney if she ever wrote any of these notes during workshop and she vehemently said no. Unfortunately for the boys, Sidney made it quite clear over dinner last night that she does not return their affections because she never wants to get married. It obviously conflicts with her career goals of becoming a jungle girl. (Yeah, it's not obvious to me either.)
Friday, February 1, 2008
Why it doesn't matter...
...that my house isn't clean ...that my phone is ringing ...that the stove timer is buzzing ...that my friends think I fell off the face of the earth (I haven't) ...that dinner isn't on the table (or even thought about) when Matt gets home from work at night ...that my inbox is full and my outbox is empty (or that my inbox is empty!)...
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